The very first Tatty Ragdoll

The very first Tatty Ragdoll
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Wednesday 7 December 2011

Christmas!!! arrgghhhhhh....

I DONT DO CHRISTMAS!!

But, as  have been invited to stay at a friends, i thought i suppose i have to make an effort, so i have bought some presents ... slowly doing online shopping, paying, waiting for them to be delivered ,, saving them safely .. then come the time to wrap them ,,, 


AND this is where the problem starts ... i had wrapped then all and i bought some colouring pens and colouring books for a little girl .. got the colouring pens, and do you think for the life of me i can find the books? NOOoo

SO i made a status last night on fb asking.... "Right can someone explain, how 2 xmas presents i 
bought for a little girl, can go missing? i have looked EVERYWHERE and they have vanished 


into thin air!!! :O


I got lots of answers .. from people who had pressies gone missing in the past, and found 


them in stoopid places, and one pointed out that maybe.. Tatty RagDoll had something to do


with the mystery .... ohhh yes says I, Certainly Little Tatty RD is not as innocent as she


makes out at times ... so today Clarance (the birds eye polar bear) and 


myself, lined up all the Tatty RagDolls that are here, and did some interrogating! and of course Kitteh had to be asked too!


Here is what happened ... not for the faint hearted!


Interrogation photo one ....... as you can see, Clarance is NO 


push over, and asks all 5 little Tattys the incriminating 


question .. "Own up Tatty RDs.. who 'hid' the colouring 


books?"


Straight to the throat .... 


Of course we knew this was not going to be a walk in the park


but still .. we did not expect what came next ... Next Interrogation photo, they all with




innocent faces, ALL of them professed innocence .. 




Fairy 2 TattyRD - "Not me Sir *ninja*


Legless TattyRD - "I has NO clue what you is talking about


 *cough* "


Twinkle TattyRD - "Not me sir ..Honest" 


Clarance is not convinced and tells them "I is watching youuuu......"


Now under certain circumstance you can bet all of them are 

not being honest, especially as they 'egg' each other on, to make matters worse Kitteh was 


late and caused a commotion trying to find somewhere to sit as you can see, testing

 Clarance's 

Patience, he tells her "SIT Kitteh, I is watching you!"  .....And in her usual nonchalant way, 

she looks right at the camera and says "Seriously ... HE talking to me?"



OHhhhhh NOT a good move 


Kitteh!!


Clarance is slowly losing the


plot and patience with them


all .. and shouts at them ....


"OWN UP! I know its one of you!"  ... poor Kitteh is not amused, and begs to Mum saying 


"I would stick my paws up if it was me, But, I is innocent i tells ya!"  *ninja*


And with that she gets distracted by a fly, 




which has the others all giggling out loud with


laughing ... "Ohhh look a fly....." says Kitteh ...


ROFL ... cant get up LOL .... PMSL .... 








Oh yes they all thought it was hilarious! 


Much to Clarance's disgust! loses his temper then makes a 


threat!!! 


"Com'on!  Tatty Rds, tell me!! ..... OR the Kitteh gets it!! "


In astonishment Kitteh sits dumbfounded ... an all the little 


Tatty RDs start to cry ... "Nooooo not Kitteh, she is our bestest


friend in the whole wides world!" *sniff & sobs* from all .... 


The jury has gone out, and still deliberating ... YOU the jury .. YES YOU lot .. have to find 


the guilty party .. 


Is it Kitteh ... the black stealth                          Fairy 2 rd ... all sweetness


Legless rd ... who bums around                       Pinky rd ... sugary sweet


Twinkle rd ... who thinks she is a star               Gothic rd ... just out to cause trouble  


YOU decide .. be careful ya know, dont put the innocent one in the 'dog house' ...


Tatty xx 







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