The very first Tatty Ragdoll

The very first Tatty Ragdoll
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Saturday, 4 February 2012

Backpack & Roo's ...SHOTGUN .....

WEDDING!!! 


As you all know from the previous blog, Backpack Tatty RD and Roo had been thrown together by the nawty Andy Smith! 
Now because of the things that happen over the past week or more, i can now fill you in and get you up-to-date with what has been happening .. 


Roo being the innocent party in all the shinnanigans that went on at Andys place .. as well as my poor innocent Backpack Tatty .. we have been having long chats, and They Have been getting along really well .. too well as i was to find out .. Roo had been sneaking into Backpacks Bed during the night while i was sleeping! 


During the day he was being as good as gold and we have been teaching him manners and etiquette, if he is to be a member of this family .. see he even has bows ties now  Black for formal occasions, and red for frivolous do's heheh 
He looks quite the little dapper a? lol 
(click on photos to see larger version)
We have polished is Brummy accent, and he now speaks 'Sloane ranger' speak hahah (remember Princess Di? well i started the 'Sloane Rangers' pmsl .. 


As time went by though is became quiet obvious that the had been a little hiccup somewhere along the line, Clarence heard the two of them whispering one night about eloping! to Gretna Green! When he told me, i confronted the two of them and found out they wanted to get married and QUICKLY! 
I was shocked but here is what happened earlier today .. in a hurried ceremony that was conducted my Fairy Tatty, giving blessings and a ring ..  we had tears and giggles as lines were fluffed .. mainly cos Legless Tatty kept making rude noises ... but we then took some photos so that they can look back on this special day ..  >> before marraige >>


After Married.. as you can see Roo has given Backpack a very large ring for the occasion .. i know its cheap but he has promised to buy one when he earns more money..


AND here is the photo that gives it all away ... Backpack Is preggers!!
yep and because of her little size she is the equivalent to to our over 4MONTHS GONE! 


The little 'bump' is just about showing .. see >>>>


They are both very excited about the new arrival .. although i am thinking as she is soo big for the time maybe its TWINS!!! *YIKES*
Ohhh visions of the comedy film 'Twins' has popped into my head ....






First in line to kiss the happy couple was Mah Kitteh, although she kiised Backpack, she stuck her tail up at Roo! well you cannot blame her really cos Backpack is Kittehs fav RD!


No complaining Roo!! that will get you no friends around here!
the bridesmaids were Native American Indian Tatty (NAIT) and Valentines Tatty RD ..


Backpack did have a go at Valentines for trying to upstage her in the 'dress' department ... a fight nearly broke out!


So, the Wedding reception is still in full swing, i quickly too photos as i really do not think later on that ANY of this lot will be able to see or walk straight! let alone look good enough for the camera ..  so these were in haste, well apart from Legless Tatty who came to the wedding pissed!  Poor Clarence has had to keep her upright all day! 




Jeesh how embarrassed will she be tomorrow .. oh no she wont lol she is a 'lush' but a lovely lush i have to say ....


And as you can see drinks were emptying very quickly! not one glass has anything in them at this time! 


Fairy Tatty has sort of 'removed' herself from the group of revellers ...suppose she does not want to be seen in compromising situations ...


Posing for photos is second life to this lot, they will always want to be in the limelight wherever they go .. regardless of the state they are in ...












The 'Rainbow boys' Zippy and George came along too, hand in hand i will add .. looking very dapper and very close .. 


Zippy as always is life and soul of the party .. taking the pee out of everyone .. which Clarence was not amused about, as Zippy would not let the 'freezer' comment about his private parts drop ... *ninja* 


And before we leave them to the festivities ... and after Backpack had another whisper to Valentines for trying to shimmy towards Roo ...


we will say ....... 


GOOD LUCK TO THE HAPPY COUPLE...


A long and happy life together .. with not too many children, cos i know who will end up with them while backpack is off on her travels! 






Remember this day ... the very first Tatty RagDoll wedding .. even if i would have preferred a more established son-in-law .. but he does grow on you heheh


Raise your glasses (any alcohol will do) TO .. BACKPACK & ROO!!! *cheers all* .....


Tatty xx

Thursday, 19 January 2012

Backpack Tatty... is HOME!!!

AND who was the first one i see when i opened her box??

Flipping ROO!!!!

The cheek of the little begger, bold as brass laying next to Backpack Tatty all comfy like!! 


I was astonished! look at him! >>>>>


At this point i lifted Backpack Tatty out to check her over ... well she looks still 'intact' no messing about with her dungarees, hair bit messy, but after all Andy had been putting the pair of them in 'posing' positions!


Roo sat in the box being very quiet and subdued .. then i looked at him closely .. WTH! ohhh nooo you dont Roo! look at me all innocently .. eyes blank like you know nothing! 


That will not work with me ya knows! 


The next thing i know Mah kitteh had heard me talking to Backpack so she came to welcome her home ...she was sniffing very intently at her, as if she was all foreign! ohhh thats not good, until she whispered in Kittehs ear, and i swear i did not hear what was said... but the next thing she went over to Roo, who looked scared shiteless! 
Kitteh was not looking very happy ... I held my breath, then SHE whispered in Roo's ear!!  He whispered back to kitteh .... 


She looked at me and said "We need to talk" ....


So for the moment, Backpack Tatty has gone to her bed, and Roo has made a bed in Backpack box, where Kitteh can keep an eye on him, til we sort this business out, and i still have to check all her bits and pieces are still in her backpack .. so as soon as i have done that i will update you all.


I will say though Roo looks very sorry for himself, i did say that Andy his dad had missing posters out for him, and his phone number for peeps to call if they found him, and he pleaded with me NOT to say anything yet.... so that is what i am going to do .... 


Ohhh yes also, Clarence the polar bear, came out of the freezer,  sat with kitteh and said to warn Roo ....




Well what can i say, they are all very protective of Tatty RagDolls ................


Tatty xx

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

BACKPACK Tatty ...KIDNAPED!!!

Well possible Kidnap as she was rescued before it got too far :D 


Oh yes, believe me, we was at panic stations Sunday night (15th Jan) so my friend Andy kindly offered himself as the knight in shinning armour!


Monday night he went to rescue her ... and i was sooo happy!!! BUT, that did not last long when i saw the photos that was then posted!! 


Now look, i know Backpack Tatty is 'worldy' cos she has been travelling all over the place .. the Middle East would have been an eye opener lol so i really can not say that Backpack is totally innocent BUT that is not the point here, she knows she is 'Ambassador' for all Tatty RagDolls, who i will have you all know IS TOTALLY INNOCENT . she ,may well be mischievous, and nawty and other things but she has never or will never have a boyfriend, so Backpack has really got to show some respect, and she knows that.
So imagine MY horror when i was informed that Andy's Roo had taken a fancy to her! offering alcohol and nuts to her.




And he produced chocolate that he stole from the cupboard...






 thinking that would get round her .. AND THEN i was shown other photos that are far to explicit to put here :( seriously upsetting!!
What sort of man lets his Roo do things like that to a girlie?


I really was at the end of my rope not only did he ply her with Scotch 
he gave her wine too!! 


OMG .. Andy kept saying it was Backpack that was leading Roo Astray .. but i know what my girlie is like, after all i made her!




And i would really like to think that this photo was of Backpack pushing Roo away ...
That what i would like to think .......


So my happy smiley face did not last long, and i begged Andy to send Backpack back to me asap .. so Yesterday (Tuesday) he did just that, i think he knew he had been nawty and gone too far, so did what was best.


but later after he got home apparently Roo had gone missing!! he looked everywhere for him, but could not find him! I did say that maybe that was a good thing, seen as he had been such a bad Kangaroo .. someone .. namely Gropey had even suggested that maybe a 'little Rooty' was on the way! :O WHAT! nooo no way would she be pregnant!
So, i was not nice to Andy when he reported Roo missing  ....


No i was not nice at all, i was more concerned for my little Backpack!


I know some of you may think i am silly for being soo attached to a RagDoll BUT, they are special, AND Backpack has been to a lot of places all over the world, and people like reading what she has been up to, she has requests for party appearances, Mall/shopping centre openings ... all sorts of things, so she is a very special RagDoll, with her very own personality, amazing nature, mixed with mischief and nawtyness ... so NEVER put her down or 'Diss' her!


So, if anyone does see Roo, please keep him and teach him to be a good boy .. Andy should not be allowed to have him .. i am sure Roo gets all his bad habits from him! which is not funny at all :D 


SO when i have Backpack back, i will let you know how she is .....


Tatty xx